Hello boys and ghouls…
Been getting mucho requests to do another “marketing monsters” email and so, dang nab it, I’m gonna do it.
Got a couple really nasty ones for ya, too.
The kind that’ll give you nightmares and have you screaming for your mama (or your lawyer) in the middle of the night.
Ready?
Okay then… here. we. go —
Hell Hound Lawyers
These vicious beasts foam blood at the mouth and have no soul.
They do truly nasty things, too — like seek out deals to kill… drag innocent people through frivolous litigation to take as much moolah as they can… and sometimes even defend the other marketing monsters who have attacked **you**!
These killer canines are cunning and vicious.
Often the only way to beat ’em is with your OWN hellhound lawyer.
Pray one never catches your “scent.”
Government Bureaucrat Boogeymen
Just like the hell hound lawyers, these things lack a conscience.
They love to sneak into your personal life, your private records and even your bank accounts… and take and use whatever they want for their own twisted ends.
Unfortunately, LOTS of these monsters roam the countryside.
With more and more created each day.
And the more successful you are, the greater the chances they’ll target you. So make sure you’re prepared.
They’re bite can literally murder your business.
Copywriting Crypt Keeper
This emaciated wretch is more a danger to himself than you.
He haunts the marketing graveyards constantly running ads that are lifeless, useless and don’t have an ice cube’s chance in hell of working.
His laugh is annoying and he stinks pretty bad.
But other than that, this shriveled up bag of skin is no threat.
Unless, of course, you copy & swipe his advertising.
OK, that’s all for now.
I have lots more marketing fiends to warn you of.
For now, sharpen your wits and arm yourself with the right weapons.
Like the marketing & copywriting secrets in The Copywriting Grab Bag and in these daily emails.
That way you can be sorta like the “Van Helsing” of your market.
And have nothing to fear.
Ben Settle
